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My New Pornhub Obsession: Strapless Dildos, Pantyhose, & Latex!

May 7, 2016

I don’t remember how I came across the Strapless Dildo channel on Pornhub. I was searching for something or other when I saw a thumbnail in the grid of recommended videos that begged to be clicked on. It was calling my name. Begging to be clicked. Whatever algorithm Pornhub uses to recommend videos, I gotta […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: I Need Some Pool Sex

May 7, 2016
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Is it summer yet? Jersey is getting warmer by the day and all I’m thinking about is being able to hang out by the pool all weekend. Unfortunately, I have to wait until the end of May for out condo association to uncover the damn thing, but that’s OK. A bathtub filled with lukewarm water […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Go Sports!

February 7, 2016
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I can’t even pretend that I’m into sports. I tried twice in my life and both situations left me feeling pretty stupid that I was being fake as fuck and trying to impress people. It’s always best to be yourself and just impress people with your very own sparkling personality. In any case, there’s some […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Big Clits

January 24, 2016

Pussy makes my world go round. I’m a fan of them all, but there is something especially sexy about a clit that is rock solid and poking itself out from between a set of wet pussy lips. I couldn’t stop myself while I was hunting around for the clips to share with you guys today, […]

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Love Magazine 2015 Advent Calendar Day 19 To 31!

January 4, 2016

I’m back people. I’m back. The holidays are officially over and getting back into my regular routine is hard as hell. Work, what’s that? Go to the gym three times this week, are you kidding me? I’d much prefer staying in my pajamas and eating the rest of my chewy ginger molasses cookies. I should […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pull My Hair When You Fuck Me

December 27, 2015

I’m the type of woman who just lets her hair grow forever. I only get it cut once or twice a year…but for the past 3 or 4 years, I decided to do my do like Skin Diamond and shave a third of my head. It was edgy for a long time and I loved […]

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Love Magazine 2015 Advent Calendar Day 14 To 18!

December 22, 2015
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I had almost given up on Christmas… I didn’t feel like sending out any cards, decorating seemed like more work than it was worth, getting a tree was blah, but then I got a seriously delicious advent calendar made by Lindt chocolate and everything changed for the better. The Holidays suddenly had meaning again. To […]

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Love Magazine 2015 Advent Calendar Day 8 To 13!

December 14, 2015

I know that Christmas is technically a Christian holiday, which makes the month of December mostly irritating for people of other faiths, but I come from a family where although my grand-parents were Christian my parents raised me without religion. I was never baptized, I never attended church, except for special occasions where I was […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Dinner’s On The Table

November 28, 2015

What’s my favorite thing to eat? Pussy. Where’s my favorite place to eat it? At the dining room table. Well, I mean, not really…but sex in places where you’re not “supposed” to have sex is pretty fucking hot. Since we’re celebrating Thanksgiving this week, I figured I’d compile a list of some of the hottest […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Fuck Socks

November 21, 2015

Fall is quickly turning into winter here on the East Coast of the U.S. which means that it’s time for hooded sweatshirts and knee-high stripey fuck socks! Socks are probably one of the sexiest things that a woman can wear in my bedroom…as long as they’re fun. My boudoir is a “No White Tube Socks” […]

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