Christmas

A Christmas Porn Report From Pornhub Insights

December 29, 2015

Christmas is over and we’re now in that wonderful part of the winter where we start getting grumpy again. Before the holidays I was all about family and good will, but now that they’re over I’m ready for a return to normalcy. I don’t want to talk to any more of my cousins and I […]

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Victoria’s Secret Celebrates The Twelve Days Of Christmas – Video!

December 22, 2015

We’ve established that Victoria’s Secret models are not great singers. They know it and they sang anyway, so it’s kind of cute and you’ve got to give them props for having the guts to sing off tune. I’m a horrible singer and I’ve never been able to muster enough courage to get up on stage […]

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Love Magazine 2014 Advent Calendar Part 2

January 2, 2015
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I’m getting good at predicting who’s going to be in these videos. As soon as I grabbed my laptop to go check out the latest crop of Love Magazine Advent Calendar vids, I thought to myself, I says “Lola, I bet Gigi Hadid is gonna be in one of these. Oh, oh, oh, and I […]

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All The Preggo Ladies: Kourtney Kardashian, Nicole Trunfio, KMart!

December 13, 2014
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All time number one Peeperz commenter Robonino123 recently said that there’s something about winter that gets people all worked up and ready to mingle in the bedroom, something about it being cold outside, so everyone stays inside and in an effort to stave off cabin fever they’ll get it on more than usual, which, huh, […]

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The Holidays Are Weird: Christmas Twerk!

December 11, 2014
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Christmas is the sexiest holiday. I know, you’d think it would be Valentine’s Day or Halloween, but it’s definitely Christmas. Halloween madness lasts about a week tops, from one weekend to the next depending on what day of the week Halloween falls. The same with V-Day, but Christmas is a month long affair. Longer if […]

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100 Santas Take Over Colorado Strip Club? Cool!

December 3, 2014

The Christmas rush has begun and I couldn’t be more excited. Aside from a few protests and civil unrest around the country, it is a much happier time of year. Everyone has put their lights up, cashiers have donned their pointy red hats, and I’ve already spent all my money on Black Friday deals. It’s […]

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Merry Christmas, Dad…I’m a Bi Sexual Pervert

December 25, 2013

A few years back, I was approached by two different television programs because they wanted to do short segments about my “double life”. They thought it was interesting that by day, I’m an Accountant who has family dinner weekly, and by night I’m an Internet deviant with an amateur porno habit. I was thiiiiiiiiiis close […]

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Ready, Set, Go Balls Out For Christmas!

December 23, 2013
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The Peeperz office might be closed this week, because the people who run the place are hedonistic Christians, but that doesn’t mean that we, your faithful bloggers, have abandoned you in this time of need and the goddamn holidays are definitely a time of need. (Thank god for telecommuting!) Take for instance my Christmas plans: […]

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Sex Dolls For Christmas

December 10, 2013

I’m a giver. The past few weeks I’ve been running around wracking my brain trying to figure out what to stuff in the stockings of my friends and family this December for whatever holiday (or non holiday) they happen to be celebrating. It’s an insanely jam packed couple of weeks for me (and everyone else, […]

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Love’s Advent Calendar Has Georgia May Jagger & Kelly Brook

December 5, 2013

Advent calendars used to mean ripping open a cardboard window and eating a sub-par piece of chocolate every day starting December 1st until December 25th. I kind of miss those days, even though I always cheated and ate all the chocolates in advance, but I’m an adult now which means I can go to the […]

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