In case the highly anticipated launch of the PS4 wasn’t enough of a reason to never leave your couch again, we’ve got one more. Be sure to stock the man-cave with cum rags because Tube 8 is now PS4 compatible!
Those perfect days that you have envisioned cuddled up to your new favorite console will now be truly perfect because you can alternate between pwning and fapping with ease. Sure, the sluts in Assassin’s Creed are pretty hot but they don’t compare to the real thing…
So basically this console really does it all. If you haven’t finalized your holiday wish lists yet, I’d slap a PS4 on there live so that you can beat your meat, your online opponents and those pesky winter blues in one fell swoop!