Of all the things I could ever imagine an oversized banner to say, I never thought one would be as awesome as “Tube8.com Presents The 12th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon“.
We partnered up with the San Francisco’s Center for Sex and Culture to present you all with this wankerific event on May 30th 2010. The point of Masturbate-A-Thon is pretty self-explanatory.
There’s 8 categories in this awesome event:
- Masturbation Time – Men
- Masturbation Time – Women
- Number of Orgasms – Men
- Number of Orgasms – Women
- Ejaculation Distance – Men
- Ejaculation Distance – Women
- Target Ejaculation – Men
- Target Ejaculation – Women
To give you an idea of the people participating in (and winning) these events, the 2008 winner for Longest Time Spent Masturbating in the Women’s category, was a woman by the name of Ms. Kitty Kat. This horny chick set a new record by rubbing on herself for 7 hours and 6 minutes!!
Another contestant is some guy from Tokyo, Japan, by the name of Masanobu Sato, who not only won the Longest Time Spent Masturbating in the Men’s category, but also holds the World Record in this category.
According to Masturbate-A-Thon’s website, this Sato guy masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes in 2008. In 2009, he beat his own
meat record at 9 hours and 58 minutes.
10 hours of jerking off??? Holy dick cramp, Batman!
I guess my parents were wrong when they called me the world’s biggest wanker.
To find out more about the 12th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon, visit the official website – http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com.
Speaking of jerking off, let’s take a break from reading about it & test our own masturbation endurance with this awesome video that makes you want to dry-hump your computer monitor: